the day after christmas,
hateful people did this to me:

they sawed my skull and squashed my tiny brain.
they took out my throat and rubbed it with sandpaper, then put it back.
they stuffed my nose with a sack of filthy cotton balls.
they did not close my skull back.
they stoned me.
not with those tiny sized stones, but with bricks, till i was black and blue.
they then walked away, smiling sardonically.

not literally really.
but it sure feel that way.

upon deeper thought and consideration,
if hateful people did decide to do those things to me,
i will consider it a punishment for eating way too much sweets the day before christmas, and on christmas day.

hope your days after christmas celebration will not be spent in bed smelling like old, rotten, menthol candy, and coughing like crazy.

as for all your thoughts on my rated R post, thank you so much. your insights are appreciated. i will write an update about it later.

for the meantime, let me crawl back to bed.