“nurse managers get incentives for tweaking with the budget. the more money they save, in whatever way, will mean more incentive.”

what does that mean?

“that means they are being rewarded for saving money, and often times, staffing is where they earn the big bucks.”

what does that mean?

“it means it is not always because a unit or a department is losing money that they are cutting on the number of staff.”

you’re kidding, right?

“no, i’m serious. it is a well kept, but well known secret among managers. it is all sorts of different things. bonus, holidays, points, you name it.”

does this happen in all hospitals?

“i don’t have a proof, but everybody knows it is pretty much the truth.”

even in christian hospitals?

“please. what’s the difference? incentives are incentives are incentives.”

you mean, it could even be happening in OUR unit?

“i am pretty sure it is happening. it’s all about the money honey.”

you mean it doesn’t matter that the staff is affected and that patient care is jeopardized….

“sweetie, you are so naive.”

okay, stop.

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any of you know if this is absolutely true in ALL hospitals?
please say it isn’t. please tell me this is just a bad joke.
because it’s not funny.
because i feel like throwing up.

me and my idealistic stupid ideas!